I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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