C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Randomize