there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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