I accidentally had phone sex last night
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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