Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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