There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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