im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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