what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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