Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
me + whiskey = a bad person
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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