is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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