It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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