Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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