He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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