Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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