Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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