Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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