I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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