I don't usually arrange sex via text message
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I should be sponsored by Trojan
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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