I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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