I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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