these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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