Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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