We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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