Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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