It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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