I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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