I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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