I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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