Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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