I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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