then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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