# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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