Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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