ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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