I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
too bad you live with your parents still
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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