are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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