NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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