it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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