Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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