p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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