Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Randomize
