hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
