oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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