they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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