Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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