I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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