at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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