i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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