ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
