You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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