ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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