He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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