If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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