So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Randomize
